Monday, February 27, 2012

PoorLandia's TryDent

parody parity begins with pTown hilarity,
spurtLandia pretensions encapsulated

making fun of fomented freeSpirits
as they quote unquote pLay,

working off pHat distinctions of our acidic
imbalances,

yeastCoast mixTape monkeys (quote:unquote
around with oHsue primate skytrolley

takes two ends for middle gRound
to harbor passages

that is why the show is so well received:
aerial detachment, built on the backs of the pRow

-lariat gentry, once of elA, always
of sell-out A fellow angel booted out off the southBank,

not from hearing range
but from sneering plane,

taking the Lorne Wolf back to snIde-a-ho
for a dressing down

starting with hAiry Shearerings
&ending with a canadian Mounty trucking your sass

back to the LA echochamber
from which comedy is inCubeAted on other's expense accounts.

what is not funny
is what they avoid at all cost: vapid whiffs of one's own sold out soul,

french drains put in where
self mockery never rains. much less feeds a fake dynasty

than dines on our nasty
foie de mardi gras, Yently.