Put on a little weight
And some wrinkly underwear
Tie a double knot shoe
You've time to spare
Feed the squirrel yer first bite, give crow yer last
Try less to be harder
Go soft on the dingbats
Smile till it hurts
Drive 3 under the limit
Throw back that old cat he'll be there next year
Call the cops for sugar and bring it back, a nice hot cookie
Throw the bum a dime even Stanford slime gotta do time when they steal billions
Lend your day a treehouse
Burn off that big pile of bills
Pretend someone's smarter if they need it more than you do, you can't, we will
